Why would freetranslation.com translate Spanish to English when they could translate alcohol to cheeseburgers? Maybe that would have made the results of this alcohol questionnaire I took less worrisome (but not as funny). Note to Asher Roth: drink my cheeseburger(s) and smoke my weed. Note to Smiley Maxedon: give me a red hot mamma and an ice cold cheeseburger. I could go on forever (even though I had to google “famous songs with beer” for that second one. Who the eff is Smiley Maxedon?)… Anyway…how many cheeseburgers did YOU drink last week?

Why would freetranslation.com translate Spanish to English when they could translate alcohol to cheeseburgers? Maybe that would have made the results of this alcohol questionnaire I took less worrisome (but not as funny). Note to Asher Roth: drink my cheeseburger(s) and smoke my weed. Note to Smiley Maxedon: give me a red hot mamma and an ice cold cheeseburger. I could go on forever (even though I had to google “famous songs with beer” for that second one. Who the eff is Smiley Maxedon?)…

Anyway…how many cheeseburgers did YOU drink last week?