I do this thing a lot where…

instead of actually watching television or a movie, I just surf through the guide to see all the things I could watch. Netflix is the worst. I pick movies they suggest for me (and all the people who use my password for instant movies), read the customer reviews, and then read the critic reviews. Whenever the customers like it, critics don’t, and vice versa. Somehow, reading about it seems much more interesting that watching it—there’s some sick loveliness to seeing and judging a movie solely based on its reactions. The best part of this is the titles you come across while scrolling down the guide. The best one so far: The Devil Wears Nada.